The left is patient, patient, patient. They know they can't very well just order us to be gay --it would be counter-productive, because there would be a backlash against something so heavy-handed, clumsy, and obvious.
Oh, yes, it's worded pretty witty, but basically they cook up this "metrosexual" stuff as a nice baby-step to soften us up to keep mum during more future attacks on manhood.
They've beat up on cub-scouts, touted frat guys as brainless louts, gayified the priesthood, handed out "blue-cards" to would-be warriors during basic training, and this is just more of the same.
It's just been packaged a bit more sexily, this time...