Robert Anton Wilson is running for Governor of the Republic of California (Guns and Dope Party)

RAW Website ^ | Sept 3 2003 | Robert Anton Wilson

[Dead Corpse]

I wonder where all the Supersonic Aluminum Nazi Hell Creatures are at to denounce such blatant freedom?

Make a Love Offering

Or just send it to me and I'll make sure Jesus gets it.

[Dead Corpse]

If you close your eyes, the Fnord won't see you.

[Poohbah]

Yeah, but...

WWHCD?

[Califcon]

The Fundamentalist Christians have told me that I am a slave of Satan and should have the demons expelled with an exorcism. The Fundamentalist Materialists inform me that I am a liar, a charlatan, fraud and scoundrel. Aside from this minor difference, the letters are astoundingly similar. Both groups share in the same crusading zeal and the same total lack of humor, charity, and common human decency. These intolerable cults have served to confirm me in my agnosticism by presenting further evidence to support my contention that when dogmas enter the brain, all intellectual activity ceases. Cosmic Trigger

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

It may be too late to rescue California from the Illuminoids.
[IRONY, SARCASM alert]

If Batman had run for president in 1968 we might have had a chance.
"Holy Hoodwink, Batman!"

[Dead Corpse]

What Would Harley Chalmers Drink? Just about anything you put in front of him probably....

[Mr. Mojo]

My $23 donation is in the mail, amigo.

[Poohbah]

Actually, I was TRYING to say:

"What Would Hagbard Celine Do?" (c8

[Mr. Mojo]

Hard to say, but he surely wouldn't whistle while he's pissing.

[Dead Corpse]

My daughter is not quite three weeks old. She'll probably be a year by the time Jesus gets off his skinny a$$ and sends her her membership card. ;-)

[adam_az]

There is the "Log Cabin Republican Caucus," sad that there isn't a "Bongwater Republicans" caucus.

[Mr. Mojo]

(((Bong)))

(That ping should bring a few of them Supersonic Aluminum Nazi Hell Creatures around to this thread ;)

[Mr. Mojo]

"Everybody understands Mickey Mouse.
Few understand Hermann Hesse.
Hardly anybody understands Einstein.
And nobody understands Emperor Norton."

- Malaclypse the Younger, K.S.C.

[Dead Corpse]

Nope. Them there varmints would be Green Energy Demons. Slack-sucking chupacabra crossbreeds. Although I expected at least one Schwa to show up by now.

[Little Ray]

Well, darn. I kinda like his platform. Needs to come out for lower taxes and less OSHA/EPA/EOC interference in business. Maybe renewed oil drilling off the coast, too.
But how is he gonna pay for the free beer?

[bc2]

give me slack or kill me. f*ck 'em if they can't take a joke!

[perfect stranger]

That "Illuminatus Trilogy" was one of the strangest books I've ever read. I might have to read it again.

[Billthedrill]

...sad that there isn't a "Bongwater Republicans" caucus.

There is. They just keep forgetting where they left their platform.

[Mr. Mojo]

"Guns and Dope Bump"

[Doc On The Bay]

The "Illuminatus Trilogy" MAY BE one of the GREAT PHILOSOPHICAL TREATUSES of our Age. Or, Conversely, it may be one of the Best "Hoodwinks" of ANY age!

That's the FUN of it!!

Personally, I would NEVER let RAW run ANYTHING affecting my Life; but I would go to Him for guidance in ANY endeavor!

RAW is a National Treasure!! He is a Cultural Treasure worth Guarding & Protecting--His Thoughts (& the Thoughts of Those he Preserves & Promulgates) are a Deep "Cross-Section" of American Intellectual Thought (& "Counter-Thought") over the past 25 years.

I have known Fighter Pilots who take his Work Quite Seriously!

RAW is TOO GOOD to be California's next Governor.

Doc