[brianl703]

When these annoying pests cross the road, they expect traffic to stop for them.

I really doubt they're quick enough to get out of the way if someone were to punch the gas instead of stopping.

[Damocles]

I've hit a couple of them. Not much damage to my 1988 Jeep junker, but it does have a satisfying crunch.

Their just too stupid to move.

A little fishing line between posts has worked great for my father-in-law who lives on a lake. They get tired of tripping and falling on their beaks after a while.

For those who do manage to stay, they make great targets for the pellet gun...

[MD_Willington_1976]

Bagged some Quails doing 60 with my pickup truck yesterday...they were flying away from the highway as I approached then going into an S-turn, all of a sudden they did a 180 & kamikazi'd me, thump, thump, bang...my truck won that round...a big Goose is a bit different though, they weigh a bit and can do some damage at highway speed.

[Michael Barnes]

I really doubt they're quick enough to get out of the way if someone were to punch the gas instead of stopping.

Trust me, their not fast enough

;)