[Happy2BMe]

I have a simple solution for you - MOVE TO THE COUNTRY!

Heheh... or call the county health officer.

[Capriole]

My friend, I am moving back to the country! I'm getting my suburban house fixed up so I can put it on the market next spring, and I'm going to buy a rundown pre-Civil War farmhouse I can restore. It should be on a few acres so I can keep some horses, chickens, and maybe a goat out back. But unlike my former neighbors, I won't be eating the goat. And I swear I will NOT start whining that the Blockbuster and dry cleaners are too far away and we need to build a new strip mall near my house.