[RoughDobermann]

She broke down one day and told my Wife that she could not stop having sex

and ended up being a missionary

There's a joke there, but I'm not going to tell it...

[yarddog]

Actually She did not stay a missionary very long so I should not have said that is what she ended up doing. She was sent to a really difficult place and lasted 9 months before going home to momma and poppa.

Despite being strikingly beautiful she is still not married and I suspect never will. It is a shame because if she had got married at 18 and just raised a family, she would have been much better off.