[geaux]

Ian, her tousled-topped beau, was only slightly less buff.

Didn't he play rugby or something like that? I thought he was an athelete.

[mountaineer]

I thought he was an athelete.

Don't know, but all the champagne swilling in which he's engaged since hooking up with Chelsea clearly has gone to his gut.

[the gillman@blacklagoon.com]

Hey! Is that Chelsea Clinton's boyfrined playing around with Carrottop?

I didn't know he was gay.

[dead]

Didn't he play rugby or something like that? I thought he was an athelete.

I could be wrong, but you may be thinking of her previous boyfriend, who was a swimmer.

He dumped her, and that’s when she took up with Ian, apparently speculating that a gay boyfriend might be less heartbreaking to lose.