Hillary Erupts over Chelsea's 'Secret Honeymoon' in Marbella, Spain (Skips Out on Bill's B-Day)

The Enquirer ^ | September, 16, 2003 | staff reporter

[jammer]

Of course, haven't seen the bikini pics yet, but I don't care for that Halloween mask she always seems to be wearing.

[mountaineer]

I understand Chelz 'n' Een were at St. Tropez before they went to Marbella. So many trendy hot spots for the nouveau riche, so little time.

[meg70]

You can be sure that Bill wasnt snubbing his wife that day..

[Feiny]

That was cruel!

[montomike]

I think she is definitely going to have a thigh and butt problem later in life.

Problem as in dairy like and jiggly.

[colorado tanker]

He looks to me like he's thinking, "look at the size of that caboose. What have I done??"

[Feiny]

Now, I feel good about my body!!!

[Mad Dawgg]

"wild child, mad dog."

You Rang?

(BTW it's spelled "d" "a" "w" "g" "g")

[meg70]

This is a woman that requires constant media attention..

[retrokitten]

OMG. It just occured to me that Ian's family own a company that makes fitness equipment. They must be pretty stingy with the samples.

[LouD]

I like that pic of him gazing at her butt and imagining it encased in HRC's crusty pantsuit someday. He must be wondering if selling his soul is worth it...

[meg70]

Chels sirtenly has her mom's and Webb Hubbels midsection..

[colorado tanker]

So is Chelsea now "Chelsea Rodham Foster Clinton Klaus"?

[OXENinFLA]

photos of a bikini clad Chelsea in a sexy clinch with Ian

Ahhhhh, get it out of my mind!

[geaux]

Ian, her tousled-topped beau, was only slightly less buff.

Didn't he play rugby or something like that? I thought he was an athelete.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Well one thing can be said for Ian...he can singly handedly re-start the fabled 'mother in law' jokes...

[Born Conservative]

Did you really HAVE to post that?!?!?!?

[mountaineer]

I thought he was an athelete.

Don't know, but all the champagne swilling in which he's engaged since hooking up with Chelsea clearly has gone to his gut.

[the gillman@blacklagoon.com]

Hey! Is that Chelsea Clinton's boyfrined playing around with Carrottop?

I didn't know he was gay.

[dead]

Didn't he play rugby or something like that? I thought he was an athelete.

I could be wrong, but you may be thinking of her previous boyfriend, who was a swimmer.

He dumped her, and that’s when she took up with Ian, apparently speculating that a gay boyfriend might be less heartbreaking to lose.