Well not exactly. But next year at InterOp, have a stand out in the lobby and offer 10 free copies of Windows XP, and 10 free copies of Red Flag Linux. Limit participation to females, and only allow them to register for the drawing of either Windows or Linux, but not both. Look at who is registering for what, and tell me who looks more like Baywatch then.
Linux beauties exist, but are more likely to be working on their systems than on their tan, which was the original point. A crude example indeed, but one I'm confident in.
Indeed, one of my best friends fits that description