[Prodigal Son]

How many American names don't sound foreign? Rumsfeld. Schwarzkopf. Schwarzenegger. Pelosi. Van Buren. Sanchez. Roosevelt. Kennedy. Eisenhower. Chung. You could go on all day.

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Actually, "Sweet Mensoff" sounds like a gay Japanese porn title.

[Paleo Conservative]

Authorities are seeking Bjorn Einertsen, 25, of Portland, Sweet Mensoff, 28, of Eugene and Joani Ruppel, 22.

"How many American names don't sound foreign? (Donald) Rumsfeld. (Norman) Schwarzkopf. (Arnold) Schwarzenegger. (Nancy) Pelosi. (Martin) Van Buren. (Tony) Sanchez. (Theodore) Roosevelt. (John) Kennedy. (Dwight David) Eisenhower. (Connie) Chung. You could go on all day."

But their first names are all English! The suspects all have foreign sounding first names. I think this indicates they foreign born.

[Paleo Conservative]

Authorities are seeking Bjorn Einertsen, 25, of Portland, Sweet Mensoff, 28, of Eugene and Joani Ruppel, 22.

"How many American names don't sound foreign? (Donald) Rumsfeld. (Norman) Schwarzkopf. (Arnold) Schwarzenegger. (Nancy) Pelosi. (Martin) Van Buren. (Tony) Sanchez. (Theodore) Roosevelt. (John) Kennedy. (Dwight David) Eisenhower. (Connie) Chung. You could go on all day."

But their first names are all English! The suspects all have foreign sounding first names. I think this indicates they foreign born.

[Paleo Conservative]

Authorities are seeking Bjorn Einertsen, 25, of Portland, Sweet Mensoff, 28, of Eugene and Joani Ruppel, 22.

"How many American names don't sound foreign? (Donald) Rumsfeld. (Norman) Schwarzkopf. (Arnold) Schwarzenegger. (Nancy) Pelosi. (Martin) Van Buren. (Tony) Sanchez. (Theodore) Roosevelt. (John) Kennedy. (Dwight David) Eisenhower. (Connie) Chung. You could go on all day."

But their first names are all English! The suspects all have foreign sounding first names. I think this indicates they foreign born.