PHILIPPINES: MILF Homeless and Hurting

Strategy Page ^ | 9/3/03

[Chancellor Palpatine]

September 3, 2003: MILF continues to show signs of falling apart. Much of this accelerated last year when the army destroyed most of the major MILF camps in the south. Without these bases, MILF has had a harder time keeping their fighters comfortable and supervised. Meanwhile, the smaller NPA, which never went in for the large jungle camps, continues to wage its economic war against "capitalism."

September 2, 2003: Several NPA raids left one policeman dead and destroyed construction equipment. The NPA is a Marxist organization that believes causing economic collapse will bring more people to their ranks.

September 1, 2003: An MILF backed kidnapping attempt in the south went wrong, leaving six dead and many more wounded. The actual kidnappers were members of the notorious Pentagon gang (comprised of renegade MILF members.) But in the course of the kidnappers escaping, they were seen to join up with a local MILF unit.

August 31, 2003: Military operations on Jolo left three Abu Sayyaf members dead. The pursuit of Abu Sayyaf is wearing the rebels down, but the jungle areas of the island provide sufficient hiding places to keep the hide and seek going for months more.

[f.Christian]

MILF rag heads with ice cream containers over their heads !

[Texas_Dawg]

GROW UP!

Hey! I oughtta... Oh, wait... yeah, you're right.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Here is a nice gem I got today:

I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Mars & Venus thing. And, I never have figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. And, I never yet have figured out how the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words "I do".

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT?" She proceeds to say the words that I and every husband on the planet dread. She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman. I'm thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realize that nothing is going to happen that night, so I went to bed.

The very next day we went shopping at a big unnamed department store. I walked around while she tried on three very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200 each to which I say OK. And then we go to the Jewelry Dept. where she gets a set of diamond earrings. Let me tell you, she was so excited. She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she doesn't even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was OK.

She was almost sexually excited from all of this and you should have seen her face when she said, "I'm ready to go, let's go to the cash register." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, once we got to the cashier, "No, honey. I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen her face . it went completely blank.

I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man."

I figure that I should be having sex again sometime during Spring 2006.

[Hatteras]

MIWFWYD:

[Chancellor Palpatine]

You couldn't resist, could you?

[Constitution Day]

He will get no royalties and LIKE IT.

That's part of the conspiracy. ;)

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Oh, the light went off - EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

[Texas_Dawg]

You couldn't resist, could you?

That was one of the most uncalled for posts I've ever seen. (Hers, I mean.)

[Hatteras]

"I figure that I should be having sex again sometime during Spring 2006."

With who?

[wardaddy]

She was almost sexually excited from all of this

I think some women like shopping BETTER than Os.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

It was one of those priceless "hafta stifle a guffaw, because somebody is meeting a client on this floor" laughs over that response, LOL.

[new cruelty]

Got MILF?

[Texas_Dawg]

And I got warned for my question. How can I not say MILF when the title of the post says MILF?

[Constitution Day]

LMAO! Dare I send that to Mrs. CD?

[Chancellor Palpatine]

'Zackly. If it was me, I wouldn't be recovered from the coma yet.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Do you like the "come look at what I bought" show? And having to feign interest for each pair of shoes, blouse, skirt and dress?

I never show off tools, tile, paint, putty knives or that kind of stuff that I buy.....

[Chancellor Palpatine]

One has to play these threads like a maestro.....

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Only if you like sleeping on the couch.

[bikewench]

LOL.. that's nasty.

[Constitution Day]

*snort*

She don't scare me.