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A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....09-04-03....Dean, Ketchup and Audiotape
JohnHuang2; Billie
| JohnHuang2
Posted on 09/04/2003 6:40:48 AM PDT by Billie
Edited on 09/04/2003 8:37:24 AM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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To: Mama_Bear; ST.LOUIE1
Don't believe you, Mama_Bear! I know you are never cranky! Don't forget, Wolfie, bears need their beauty rest!
To: Pippin
Thanks, Pippin! It's great to be here!
To: deadhead; WVNan; lonestar; MeeknMing; jkphoto; Diver Dave; mtngrl@vrwc
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.
In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.
The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "green side up!"
In the second room, she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow.
He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "green side up!"
The lady was somewhat curious, but she said nothing.
In the third room, she said she would like it painted a warm rose color.
The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "green side up!"
The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"
"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ta Da ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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posted on
09/04/2003 8:15:06 PM PDT
by
JustAmy
(God Bless our Military, Past and Present. Thank a Veteran for your FReedoms!)
To: JustAmy
LOL. Yes, I'm usually so late that I get here just about the time everyone else is saying good night. Loved the jokes tonight Amy. Now I'm going to check out. Good night.
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posted on
09/04/2003 8:22:01 PM PDT
by
WVNan
To: WVNan
Night, Nan
Hope to see you tomorrow!!
225
posted on
09/04/2003 8:35:19 PM PDT
by
JustAmy
(God Bless our Military, Past and Present. Thank a Veteran for your FReedoms!)
To: Billie
Good night and sweet dreams.
226
posted on
09/04/2003 8:44:08 PM PDT
by
GailA
(Millington Rally for America after action http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/872519/posts)
To: MeeknMing
Que pasa, amigo! :-) Howdy, friend.
To: Pippin
Don't worry -- we luv ya, rants included :-)
To: Mama_Bear
((((((((((Mama_Bear!)))))))))))
To: Billie
LOL!
To: Billie
Thanks for being here this morning, John.Why, thank you, my friend. It was great being here among y'all. It always is.
To: GailA
Thank you, my friend :-)
To: Mixer
Thank you, my friend. Glad you liked it.
To: lonestar
G'evening, friend.
To: Mama_Bear
Thank you :-)
To: lonestar
Re: #166 -- hehe, thanks :-)
To: mtngrl@vrwc
To: Diver Dave
Re: #188 -- LOL!!!
To: Diver Dave
Oops! I meant,
Re: #181 -- LOL!!!
To: LadyX; WVNan
(Reminds me of someone I know...:)) Hmmmmmmm.....wonder who? ;-)
HUGS to you both.
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posted on
09/04/2003 9:28:17 PM PDT
by
Mama_Bear
( Lori)
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