[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

For someone with such a fine education I would have never guessed you would miss the sarcasm in comment. LOL

[OpusatFR]

Pardon me ( ;

I've spent all day with democrats and have lost my wits!

I've never quite understood how these people could be so completely humorless, consumed by minutiae, and illogical. Why, they even took offense at my favorite blond joke. (And I'm platinum...)

Ann Coulter gets on a plane....no seriously...

A blonde gets on a plane and takes a seat in the business class section. The flight attendant checks her list and sees that the blonde is supposed to be in coach. She asks the blonde to move, but the blond just shakes her head, "No." Other flight attendants attempt to get her to move but she won't. Finally, the attendant goes to the Captain and tells him about the problem.

"Don't worry," says the Captain, "I speak blonde."

With that, he speaks softly to the blonde who looks up startled and proceeds to coach.

"What did you say to her?" asks the attendant.

"I told her that this part of the plane doesn't go to Minneapolis." said the captain.

Now, I ask you. Is that offensive?