Here's a good one from Jonah Goldberg (not what the article is about, but a great quote);
The French have this phrase.
Je rends et satisfais le sentir libre pour s'enraciner autour de mon sous-sol à la recherche des refugies et d'autres traitres a votre caus noble.
Which translates to: I surrender and please feel free to root around my basement in search of refugees and other traitors to your noble cause.
http://www.nationalreview.com/goldberg/goldbergdiarist.html