[LaDivaLoca]

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood he started shouting in the middle of the show:

"Look, it's not the same hat."

"Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table."

"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was, after all, the captain's parrot.

One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself floating on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with the parrot, of course.

They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and another and another.

After a week the parrot said: "OK, I give up. Where's the boat?"

[firewalk]

Are you getting pounded like most of the east coasters?

Every day...(I love the rain, so I'm very happy about it)

[The Mayor]

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table.
A very attractive lady arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, " I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm nude."
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
"Mama needs new clothes!"Then she hollered...
"YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers.
With that she picked up, all the money and clothes
and quickly departed. The dealers just stared
at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered,
"I thought YOU were watching!"

Moral of the story: Men are dumb.

[E.G.C.]

BTTT!!!!!!

[stand watie]

funny.

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