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DIRECTIVE From The EPA: Were a giant asteroid to hit the earth, the air may not be safe to breathe.

NOTICE From The Surgeon General: The Surgeon General has determined that running from a giant asteroid danger may be hazardous to your health as you could slip, fall and hurt yourself.

Press Release From OSHA: Legislation is being prepared to require warning labels on all buildings that might be hit by the giant asteroid.

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You need to do more of these. Make a big list. We can have some real fun with this.