I think that Kerry's lurch look may be a genetic defect. When I did a search of Lurch photos, to my surprise, there were many Americans with the caption Lurch under their pic, who actually looked like Lurch. My apologies to Kerry, if it is, in fact, a genetic defect. They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Kerry Family.
His hair is sort of funny
He'll marry anybody
So long as she has money
The Addams Family.
(Neat)
(Sweet)
(Petite)
She inherited some ketchup
She doesn't ever shut up
You never know when she'll blow up
The Kerry Family
So get a witches shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on
We're gonna pay a call on
The Kerry Family.