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To: bedolido
One customer who placed a bet on the world ending said that he would collect his winnings in Heaven...

reminds me of a good joke:

A very rich, and newly very dead, man begs and begs his angel to be allowed to take his wealth to heaven with him. The angel asks, and word comes down: he can bring one full suitcase. The man gleefully fills it up and away they go. As they are reaching the "pearly gates" the angel asks the man what he thought was so important to bring along. With a big smile the man opens the case and shows the angel; the suitcase is filled with gold. The angel cannot contain his laughter, and when the man askes him what is so funny and the angel replys,"you are the first person ever allowed to bring anything to heaven after death, and of all the things you could have choosen you bring street pavement!"

40 posted on 09/02/2003 7:19:50 AM PDT by 70times7 (An open mind is a cesspool of thought)
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To: 70times7
Not funny.
Even Arnold what's his name couldn't manage the feat, dead or alive.

That's 2970 punds for a small 30-incher.

Just saying.

179 posted on 02/06/2011 6:17:43 PM PST by Publius6961 ("In 1964 the War on Poverty Began --- Poverty won.")
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