Free Republic makes my whites whiter, my brights brighter and prevents fading of my darks.
Free Republic tastes good, like a cigarette should.
Free Republic gives sandwiches that tangy zip.
Free Republic permits 35% more air flow, adding horsepower and improving gas mileage.
Free Republic is the Choice of a New Generation.
LOL. I'll second that.
And may I say, that Free Republic is addictive, extremely so. My life took a radical turn when I hit the sidewalks. It has gotten to the point that my husband has found me walking the streets in seedy sections of town and standing on street corners vying for motorists attention. A wino tried to give me a quarter on my last outing but pride wouldn't let me take it. Not content to go it alone, I actually encouraged my beautiful daughter to follow in my footsteps and out of love she did. What is to become of me?
By the way, does Free Republic have a bail fund?