[Treebeard]

I'm going to attempt using my last year's Christmas present, a turkey fryer. I've cleared the patio of (most) of the combustibles and, thank God, we've had about a foot of rain in the last two days, so the vegetation is not at risk.

[Rebelbase]

"patio"

My 2 cents from previous turkey frys: Put down some cardboard and sit the fryer on that...you need at least 2' in each direction. The thing will splatter and stain the patio if you don't.