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To: MHGinTN
Sorry, but there are way too many on this thread condoning vigilantiism. Your comments regarding nascent life are your own beliefs, apparently somehow involved with a soul entering a fetus at the instant of conception. An ethics professor once commented that prior to the development of brain waves, there wasn't much difference between abortion and pulling the plug on a brain-dead individual. Or do you justify keeping someone on life support forever? Even the Bible treated a murderer differently than someone who caused a woman to miscarry.

Below courtesy of Monty Python.

 Every Sperm is Sacred

There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, 
But,
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. 
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because...

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Children: Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Little Girl: Let the heathens spill theirs,
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

Children: Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Mother: Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Men on toilets: Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
Women: If a sperm is wasted,
Children: God gets quite irate.

Priest: Every sperm is sacred.
Bride and Groom: Every sperm is good.
Nannies: Every sperm is needed
Babies: In your neighbourhood!

Everyone: Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
Undertakers: God needs everybody's.
Male mourner: Mine! 
Female mourner: And mine!
Corpse: And mine!

Nuns: Let the Pagans spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
Statues: God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Everyone: Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaate!

34 posted on 08/29/2003 9:43:57 PM PDT by Spyder (Just another day in Paradise)
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To: Spyder
You're so full of fecal material, your eye's are turning brown. Here's a clue, spittlebreath, there is a fundamental differnce in an organ and an organism. Sperm and ova are cells of an organ; an embryo is a whole organism. Your effort to divert attention from your stupidity is amusing only because I'm a Python fan. You, on the other hand, are below droll, beyond inane, and quite blissfully ignorant. Enjoy yourself ...
35 posted on 08/29/2003 9:51:55 PM PDT by MHGinTN (If you can read this, you've had life support from someone. Promote life support for others.)
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