When Madonna married Sean Penn, one of the local DJs asked his sidekick, "I mean, I'm not invited, but what kind of wedding gift do you give a couple like that?"
Sidekick: "I'd bet he'd appreciate some shots... you know, vaccinations..."
Bada Bing.
I remember being a school teacher and seeing who people chose as role models, and why. Girls that chose entertainers like this usually got what they thought they wanted -- attention from males -- and usually regretted it sooner or later.
Heres a secret for any young gals reading this, that could get me tossed out of the Single Guys Trade Union, but here goes:
Look, if you are female, guys are gonna be attracted to you anyway. It's how nature works, the drumbeat of gay propaganda notwithstanding. But if you go all flash to make them flock to you, you are going to end up with someone whose attention span keeps you together just long enough to really hurt you when he's drawn to the next flash.
d.o.l.
Criminal Number 18F