By the way, how is turning this whole issue into some uptight spelling bee going to convince anyone that McCrackpot is the right choice?
You were a hall monitor in grade school weren't you???
Oh, oh, I made another typo! *GASP!*
Are you going to spank me now???
I think the guy has biblical delusions where he's David facing off with Goliath. Except in this case he's more like a fly that's buzzing around the trainer instead of the horse.