[boris]

"First, let me say that I believe that those who do venture to this country are among the brightest and hardest working individuals that the world has to offer."

Yeah, a real absurd beginnning.

Are they rocket scientists?

I got my own personal plan. It's real easy to understand and it comes in neat short paragraphs unlike the turgid drivel of your posting.

1. Seal the borders using National Guard troops.

2. Plant a one-mile wide strip of land mines along the border with Mexico.

3. Amend the Constitution to make it clear that citizenship depends upon patrimony, not locale. In other words, if either of your parents is a citizen, so are you; if neither are citizens then the only route to citizenship is via naturalization.

4. Round up and deport every single illegal.

5. Before doing so, apply a tattoo on each illegal's left buttock. Say the INS logo. "Amigo, we find you here again with this tattoo, we summarily execute you." And mean it. And DO it, with cameras rolling. Broadcast the first few executions on Mexican TV; I guar-un-tee it'll make the eager multitudes think twice.

Hows that for a plan? My advice: stick to "rockitz".

--Boris

[Rockitz]

Diplomacy is not one of your stronger suits I take it?

[LS]

"First, let me say that I believe that those who do venture to this country are among the brightest and hardest working individuals that the world has to offer." Yeah, a real absurd beginnning.

Uh, Boris, 80% of the AMERICAN Nobel-Prize Winners were born in another country. Care to reconsider?

[Paulus Invictus]

Boris, you make more sense and I agree with your masterful plan. Now, how to implement it? How do we get the gummint to act upon it? Letter writing to reps does little or nothing.

[Knightsofswing]

Sounds like a great idea but, I would ship their bodies back to their country of origan's leaders and make them pay for the shipping!

Then the country that is the worse offender I would cut their forigen aid by all!!

SERMPER FI!!

[dalereed]

Just put a bounty on illegals like they used to have on moutain lions in California. In the 50s the big cat bounty was $90 for a male and $110 for a female so maybe $500 per illegal body turned in would be a fair price today.