8. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
Wrong. It reminds us of our beloved TV remote.
11. The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.
Self-absorbed narcisists are more caring than men who hate spending more than 3 minues shaving?
22. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.
If we each have two choices, one better than the other, how is it easier for us?
26. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
No, he's gay.
32. Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
You don't watch enough TV!
37. Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of women.
This is not a gender issue. Those who can't, regarless of sex, should od it out of sight of those who cannot.
44. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheros. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
Barbie's is more unattainable than Captain America's?
47. Men forget everything; women remember everything.
48. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
49. Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.
Some of the few funny lines.
50. All men would still really like to own a train set.
Real men still own the one their grandfather handed down to them.