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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

Does this outfit make me fat? It's not the dress!

Thats the answer I use. Feel free to try it with your women.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.

I sleep on the couch every night and have since college. Its a habit I got into in college and continue to this day. My wife loves it because she gets the whole bed. I love it because the fridge with beer and snacks is only feet away! Plus I can leave the TV on and not be woken up and told to turn it off.

Sometimes I do sleep in the bed or wonder up early in the morning.

My husband does the same thing!! (Maybe it's a Star Wars thing? LOL) He goes to bed just like normal, around 10pm, but likes to wake up and read in the middle of the night, then fall back to sleep! So he just gets up and lays on the couch. Next morning, I get up, he's gone to work and I put away his book and seltzer that he left beside the couch! LOL

He's been doing this ever since we got married, which bothered me at first, but we've got a good happy marriage, doesn't seem to hurt anything...I've gotten used to it.