[Quix]

I have a double thick garden kneeling pad on the right side because I clean my bathroom and I don't like unnecessary bother cleaning up the pee splatter so often.

Thoughtfulness and Loving kindness are great currencies in any relationship one really values.

But as humor, the list was fun.

[NerdDad]

Wait till the prostate starts taking over the real estate once owned by the bladder. He (like I did) will learn that it's much more expedient to sit. Relieves pressure, allows a better flow and I don't get tired or bored waiting to finish. No muss, no fuss, no pain, no strain, just have a seat and let it drain. Sounds like I may have found a new tag line.