[minor49er]

Good Morning everybody! Good Morning troops! First of all, thanks to everyone who said good night and sweet dreams last night, I hope you had sweet dreams yourselves. Also, thanks to those who sent me the freep-mails, I'll get around to replying sometime later.
Here's my feeble attempt at humor:

An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.

The message for the B-52 crew was, "Anything you can do, I can do better."

Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announced that he would rise to the challenge.

The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level, however.

Perplexed, the fighter pilot asked, "So? What did you do?"

"We just shut down two engines."

[SouthernHawk]

..."We just shut down two engines"...

EXCELLENT!!!! You are really good at the humor! Hope you and Honda have a fantastic day!

(p.s. Have you done your 10 minutes of "down time" yet?)

[MoJo2001]

Hehehe! How have you been minor? School starts next Wednesday for you, huh? Are you all ready? Got the supplies and school shopping thing done?

I remember school shopping for school. My mom would want to take me to pick out clothes. I would pick a day that she wasn't home and I'd make my dad take me. My dad hates shopping. So? He'd just hand over the credit card and off I'd go with my friends.

Since I know that you are by far less devious as I was as a teenager, I'm sure you don't give your parents that kind of stress. Hehehe!