[minor49er]

Good Morning everybody! Good Morning troops! First of all, thanks to those who sent me the freep-mails:Beachn4fun and SouthernHawk, and thank you to those that I didn't get a chance to reply to last night, I was sleeping.

I am going to do an unusual humor attempt this morning. If any of you guys remember from yesterday, Tex was being a pain, and he was putting out brush fires using cats, BBQing cats, he made a cat cookbook, cat goulash, and there was probably more, I just don't remember. And The Mayor was his accomplice, though he denies it. So I threatened to call PETA and told Tex I'd call 'em today. So for my humor attempt, I am going to post a copy of my PETA phone call:

Me:Helllo? Is this the PETA people
PETA: Yes, who is this?
Me: Minor49er. I'd like to report two people who are being mean to animals.
PETA: Oh really! This will be an accomplishment for both of us. What are there names?
Me: Well, one goes by the name of Texas Cowboy, and the other goes by the name The Mayor.
PETA: And where can we find these people?
Me: At the USO Canteen.
PETA: And where is that?
Me: I don't lnow. Somewhere, I guess.
PETA: Very well, we will be there shortly.
Me: Alright, see you there.
end of phone call.
Not the worlds greatest phone conversation, but it achieved it's purpose.

[SouthernHawk]

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ! ! ! ! ! !

(PETA is a Big Joke!)

[minor49er]

THIS IS OFFICER BALONEY OF THE PETA POLICE. WE ARE HERE FOR TEXAS COWBOY AND THE MAYOR. COME OUT IMMEDIATELY OR WE WILL BE FORCED TO HANG AROUND THE CANTEEN UNTIL THOSE TWO SHOW UP. EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD GO ABOUT THEIR NORMAL BUSINESS.

Looks like the PETA police finally showed up. Hey Tex! Your new best friends are here.

[Soaring Feather]

Good morning miner! How be ya today??