Not Just Cold Feet: Weddings Go Wild

FOXNews ^ | 9.26.03 | Catherine Donaldson-Evans

[Cathryn Crawford]

If they've been following the latest wedding trends, brides, grooms and guests might want to don boxing gloves before heading to the reception for an eve of dancing and drinking.

Forget road and air rage. Now in the ring: wedding rage (search), which is rivaling its relatives in the "formidable force" category.

[anniegetyourgun]

Gee....do you suppose this might just be a factor of the kind of people getting married, their choice of invitees, and their family members? Stupid is as stupid hangs out with?

[Cathryn Crawford]

This is what women look like a few hours before their wedding:

[cubreporter]

A wedding is supposed to be a romantic, wonderful day of celbration with family and friends. There is NO NEED for it to turn into something so stupid. All people are stressed planning weddings but the actual day is the joy and reward of that stress...Instead there are brawls now? Is thie the "cool" thing to do?

If the lack of respect for the whole wedding day represents their lives together they might as well hang it up right there and then. Whatever happened to manners and class?

[WorkingClassFilth]

That's also what many women look like a few days after their weddings too.

[At _War_With_Liberals]

Everybody mellow out.

There have been fights at a very small %'s of weddings since the advent of the reception.

It's just a story to exploit lately. Geez.

[prarie earth]

Just dang...a brides wedding night in the Greybar Hotel

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

A once religious ceremony has apparently turned into an opportunity to express decadent conduct in an hysterical manner. Secularization and the fruits thereof?

[Charles Henrickson]

Before . . . . . . . . . . . . After

[prarie earth]

ROFTLOL! Love the mulitple tats..

[fourdeuce82d]

Okaaaay.

back in 84 I attended a wedding between the groom who had grown up with me in Saudi Arabia as an oil brat, and the bride, who was (or at least her parents thought she was) a "southern belle."

Girlfriend and I are driving up and down the strand at Galveston, looking for the motel. See cop cars. Knowing my friend, I thought this might be the place. It was.

the Brides side of things included mom, dad, the bridesmaids, couple of friends. The grooms side of things included about fifty ARAMCO brats and various hangers-on. Two sets of suites- one for the bride, one for the groom.

It was ugly.

Bride's grandmother walking in on a porno video and asking if it was a "nautre film" until her poor old eyes could focus. Then screaming and running away.

Friend of the groom falling down stairs, smashing his head open, tracking blood all over the motel until he found the bridesmaids room, and passing out on the bed. and bleeding all over the petticoats.

The brother of the groom getting the bride's (married)best friend drunk, seducing her, and getting caught doing the nasty (WITH TOYS) by the bride's mother...who was also the BF's godmother, and good friends with the parents of the groom.

Cops and firefighters being called, copious vomiting in the bridesmaids bathroom...

Really a horrible night. But they are still married almost twenty years later, and are a loving couple.

Have to say...I used to find this story hysterical...now, I'd be reaching for a gun if I saw that sort of stuff. Must be getting old.

[Guillermo]

Is it the tattoo on her arm or the tattoo on her boob that confirms her "Trash" status?

[mombonn]

People forget there is a marriage after the wedding. When the wedding is a battleground, the worst is yet to come.

[prarie earth]

Definitely the tatoo showing above the boob on the wedding dress, classic!

[Guillermo]

The fact that she'd show any of them off on her stinking WEDDING DAY speaks volumes.

I wouldn't be surprised if being part of a Springer episode is in their near future.

[prarie earth]

Springer's producers are probably calling her right now!

[lunatic12]

"Springer's producers are probably calling her right now!"

Wedding night in Jail, honeymoon on Springer!

[A.J.Armitage]

The one above the breast.

[Taffini]

Fun weddings I have attended:

Grooms sister claims that the guys from the fruit stand, who were invited and worked with her, grabbed her ass at the wedding reception.

This butt, I must say, took up quite a bit of space to begin with. I figure the copious ass bumped up against one of the fruit-standers by accident. The drunken and now offended sister took it as a pass. A violation of her special rear part.

The maiden then went to her clan, also drunk, to get them to restore her honor that the fruit stand boys had defiled. Before it was over the cops were there and the father of the giant-butt had a broken leg.



Then there was the folding chair incident.

I was at a Muslim wedding where the booz was flowing freely. Some guy went NUTS and picked up a folding chair and tried to beat another guy to death. I say to death because he would still be beating him today if 5 or 6 guys hadn't pulled him back. The blood was flying. I grabbed a kid and pushed her behind me so she couldn't see uncle Mo kill cousin Sam.

The rest of the night was spent listening to the guest yelling and screaming at each other. Everyone choose up sides. The killer with the metal chair or his victim, the bloody pulp.
When the guest got upset they didn't speak English so I never found out what the deal was.

Note---they did NOT call the cops.

[WOSG]

ho gawd ...time to bring up that article asking "Why dont men want to get married? reason A and B, step right up!"