"Get me Wesley Clark!"
Much like in the movie 'Airplane' when Lloyd Bridges, the Chief Air Traffic Controller in the tower when the in-flight emergency is declared (both pilot & co-pilot went unconscious due to food poisoning) considers who might best serve as a pilot on the ground to talk in the passenger-pilot who is now at the controls (the Autopilot having deflated prematurely), says...
"Get me Rex Kramer!"