Why? It don't ern no interest! It fluctuates as wildly as any stock! You have to be a pessimist extraordinaire to buy it! It pulls yer pants down if'n ya tries ta carry it around in yer pockets! It's real easy ta steal! It don't werk in ATM's! Nobudy but hermits, recluses or social outcasts wants it!
Wadder yew tawlkin bout, Kid???