DFU SONG: Oh What a Beautiful Morning (smelly guy can't be fired)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 8-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING

In our office the smell of fresh flowers...will be wonderful for many hours
But in comes Bilewsky and we become ill...in his coffee we should slip a cyanide pill
Oh what a beautiful morning...until he shows up at work
Oh what a beautiful morning...that guy is one smelly jerk

He's got bad breath, his armpits cause gagging...of his gas passing he has been bragging
He'll belch like a fog horn and take off his shoes...if he got a brain tumor, we'd welcome the news
Oh what a beautiful morning...until he shows up at work
Oh what a beautiful morning...that guy is one smelly jerk

Thanks to ADA this saga's sucking..in the summer months we are upchucking
At lunch time he's sitting alone on a bench...'cause his odor is much worse than even the French
Oh what a beautiful morning...until he shows up at work
Oh what a beautiful morning...that guy is one smelly jerk
That guy is one smelly jerk

[doug from upland]

HERE'S THE STORY.

Blame AmericanInTokyo for suggesting the song.

[pogo101]

(to "Oklahoma, Oklahoma" finale, as in, "Oh-Kay-Ell-Ay ...")
Oh D.F.U, It "Smells" Like You've
Gone an' Done It, Again!

[AmericanInTokyo]

incredible. thanks.

[King Prout]

not too shab - wait, no.
It doesn't stink.

Want to try again?
Gilbert & Sullivan, that incredibly annoying "I am the very model of a modern Major General" song... reeks of potential.