[dirtboy]

"Sorry, I have to pass on dessert - I left my lizard at home..."

Pretty soon we'll have B.B. King affixing a Gila monster to his arm in television commercials.

[general_re]

Will he name his lizard "Lucille"?

What about Wilford Brimley? He could tie his Quaker Oats commercials together with his diabetes commercials. "Lizard spit - it's the right thing to do."