[Willie Green]

Hmmmmmm.....

Sprinkle the stuff on your neighbor's lawn and you can watch him cut his grass 10~35% more often than you do.

Bwahahahahahahaha!

[xJones]

Willie, you're probably the type that throws kudzu on your enemy's front lawn around midnight and then laughs maniacally the next day when his house looks like this:

Lord help us if kudzu ever gets a whiff of this new stuff. :D