They are also going to remove the tarriffs on our goods any second now. Just you wait and see. Turn on the financial news, they will be announcing it any second. They are also going to announce that China is going to stop pointing missiles at us, because we opened up Wal-Mart sweat shops there as a token of their good will.
Life is good. A high school graduate has more opportunity now than ever! In fact, our society is blossoming. Sure, they had stable in tact families in the past, blue collar guys in their 20's supporting a stay at home wife and kids, but we have internet porn! Can you say progress?
Sure the economy has bled 3 million jobs. But, aren't people always asking for vacation time? Women are expected to make up 48% of the work force in 2008 according to this very own administration's labor department. None of these women will have children though. If they do, their husbands will be at home packing up lunches! In fact, everything is just swell! Why I expect the people losing $60,000 a year jobs, to counterparts making $500 a month are saying to themselves, this is neat! I am a computer nerd. By losing my job that kept me productive in a cubicle, it is forcing me to go into retail. Sure, I make 50% less, but now I get to meet and greet more strangers. I have to move in with mom and dad, but even that is a blessing. I miss mom going through my jeans pockets!
Everything is super dee dooper. We can learn alot from the talking Barney doll, who is cheerful no matter what, and he is made in China! So, don't be a sourpuss! Everything is A-OK!