Your executives can live in the squalor of the third-world countries they exploit.
American Express should be required to change its name to India Express as its corporate call centers are now based in that country.
To be considered an American corporation, the majority of your employees must be American (What a concept!).
How many bureaucrats do you intend to add to the dole to go around counting noese? How many more people not producing anything of value do you think we can afford to carry? Lemme see, government taxes and regulation are chasing capital offshore in seek of better returns. Your simple answer is more taxes and regulations. Genius! I appoint you emperor for life!
The cheap labor is done by independant contactors...