[Ann Archy]

Trees???? What Trees??? There's no trees in Seattle!!! It's been de-forrested!

Lakes and Bays?? What Lakes and Bays and other waterways??? They dried up long ago>

Mountains??? Two Mountain ranges??? And Mt. Rainier rising up so grand it takes your breath away....uh, no...we don't have any stinkin mountains here. Flat desert......nothing to see here....just move on.

[Eala]

Less Seattle lives on, I see.
(But for my part, I'd want FReepers moving here to displace those others...)