[PatrioticAmerican]

This will wind up in the courts, and considering the state of legal affairs in this country, he will win. All he really has to say is that it is his religion to pound other men in the butt.

[COBOL2Java]

My Dad and brother were sailors (bro 20 years), so I hope the Navy folks out there will forgive me for bringing this up, but since my daughter and son-in-law are Regular Army, I get to hear Navy jokes from time-to-time (and Marine and Air Force jokes). When she was in Basic Training, she told me how, with ranks like Seaman and Rear Admiral, it was not surprising that people of a certain persuasion would be attracted to the Navy.