"Pretending to be a knuckledragger is pretty fun. It makes me feeeeel... it makes me feel... it makes me feel like a naturaaaaaal... whoa, man..."
Dang, my man. Go to your local mall and do a few pickup lines on some gals. Dress and look neat and just be the average guy you are! They won't bite, and you'll have some fun, too! I'm an ex-PU artist. Go for it!
Scoring chicks was never a problem for me... It was keeping them that was the problem.
Thank goodness for bailing wire...