[45semi]

Nah...when Otter has 'Shelly' in the back of the car outside the nightclub, saying "I used to touch (whatever her name was) like this"
and she says "I know, she told me"

Greg, honey? Is it supposed to be this soft?
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
No, let me give you a hint. She's got a couple of major league yabos.
May I have 10,000 marbles, please.

[45semi]

Fawn Lebowitz...

[MP5]

Is that a pledge pen? ON YOUR UNIFORM???!!

[samanella]

"Face it, you trusted us, you f****d up!"

"My advice to you is to drink heavily."

Belushi monumental quotes!