What school do these folks go to? When I went to high school (latter part of the dark ages), the 'hamburgers' had been cooked for so many hours that nothing was left but the gristle! That's where I became a ketchup fan - added moisture to the hockey puck.
Of course, back then there were no video games, computers, DVDs, or cable TV. That left going outside and doing something as the most entertaining option. Perhaps it was the non-prune 'movement' that kept us from getting fat.
Bump!