Then you won't mind one little bitty bit if I provide your name and address to the following "religions" so they can witness to you? I'll confine my list just to the As for brevity's sake:
Aggressive Christianity Mission Training Corps
Ahmadiyya
Air Cult
Al Ma'unah
Alawites
Aleph
Alpha and Omega Ministries
Alpha Course
Alternative Religious Movement (ARM)
America's Promise Ministries
American Academy of Religions
American Family Foundation (AFF)
Americans Preserving Religious Liberty (APRL)
Amish
Amsterdam Affirmations
Ananda Cooperative Village
Anatnan
Anglican Church
Animism
Ankerberg Theological Research Institute
Answers in Action
Apocalypse
Apologetics Information Ministry (AIM)
Apostles of Infinite Love
Apostolic-Prophetic Teams
Apparitions of the Virgin Mary
APRL
Areopagus II America
Arianism
Arminianism
Armstrongism
AR-Talk
Aryan Brotherhood
Aryan National Alliance
Aryan Nations
Asatru
Ascended Masters
Ascetism
ASDFI
Ashram
Assemblies of Christians
Association de défense contre les agressions mentales
Association de défense de l'individu et de la famille
Association for Theological Studies
Association of Families for Unification and World Peace
Association of Vineyard Churches
Astanga
Astrology
Atman
Attleboro Cult
Augustine Fellowship Study Center
Augustine Institute for Ethics
Aum Shinrikyo
Aum Supreme Truth
Aura
AusAmerica Ministries
Each and every one of them can claim just as much a right to a place at the table of religion as Christianity.
When would be a good time for them to see you at home?