Action Figures For Imbeciles It's the G.W. Bush "aviator" doll [S.F. Barf Alert]

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | August 22, 2003 | Mark Morford

[Roughneck]

what, pray what, can I give the hardcore lockstep pseudo-Christian homophobic Republican on my gift list?


How about muzzles for all socialist-liberal pukes?

[Brasil]

For the RATS, hate works.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Morford is just plain evil.

Don't be so hard on Morford. He is having difficulty ajdusting to the fact that his testicles never descended.

[dighton]

"ORDER NOW MAGGOT ! ! !"

[HungarianGypsy]

I want a GW doll.

[Roughneck]

Disgusting. Margarine?


Butter has too much fat and cholesterol for liberal-socialist-democrat-thugs.

[dfwgator]

How did I know by looking at the title that Miss Morford wrote this tripe?

[wjcsux]

Life must really suck for these RAT nutcases.

[RS]

"Great detail on the harnesses and uniform! Good job! Great action figure - it evokes Leadership, courage, principle, and resolve: Everything the left detests! Definitely a thorn in their side!"

I would bet this is full size and just went on display next to Navy One at the National Museum Of Naval Aviation.

Noting that there is no photo credit and no manufacturer listed I would bet Morford knows this also.

[kimmie7]

Growing up, I was taught that using profanity and crude language to get a "point" across was simply a cover for a lack of intelligence and vocabulary. Mom was right. In this rather lengthy article, the "writer" manages to say nothing at all, rather he/she/it conveys an incredible amount of anger and lack of cognitive ability.

[StarCMC]

Margarine?

Welfare KY Jelly I guess.

[Nea Wood]

Amazing how that flight suit makes the libs go absolutely ballistic. I think Bush ought to wear it more often...wear it for speeches, visits to Crawford, exiting Marine One with the dogs, whatever...just to p** them off.

[Sunshine Sister]

When I think about it, you might be right!

[Constitution Day]

The Gunny's verbal onslaught would probably make poor Miss Morford soil her lacy pink undies.

[Miss Marple]

LOL! I agree! I think we should have big pictures of him in the suit and jump out at them and go "Booga, booga!"

[I still care]

"scarred grunting lug nut with a machine gun and a bandanna and big veiny muscles and copious fake sweat"

"rush right out and buy a bottle of wine and a Pyrex sex toy and a ticket to Burning Man,"

"stroke the flag and sigh wistfully for a time when men were men"

I think Mark has the hots for Bush in his aviator suit and can't admit it.

[I still care]

"Here is Arnie. The big dumb Terminator. Kindergarten cop last action hero Conan the barbarian"

Ha! And he sees all of Arnie's movies, too.

Doesn't this article just drip with sexual frustration?

[alloysteel]

Time to market a "Terminator" action figure in California...

[Miss Marple]

If you click on the link, you can find a link to send him an e-mail. I just did.

I wsa very nice, and thanked him for the shopping reminder. Ha!

[Dan from Michigan]

Lifetime NRA/KKK membership!"

Mark, the NRA fought the Klan you stupid buttdart.