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NUKE THE MOON (caution, hilarity contained w/in post)(vanity)
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| Frank J.
Posted on 08/21/2003 7:11:15 PM PDT by BostonianRightist
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I found this essay while looking at t-shirts on www.thoseshirts.com
To: BostonianRightist
To: BostonianRightist
Anybody remember "Nuke the Whales"?
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posted on
08/21/2003 7:56:46 PM PDT
by
JoJo Gunn
(Help control the Leftist population. Have them spayed or neutered....)
To: JoJo Gunn
there was a "Pave the Whales" t-shirt on ThoseShirts.com
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posted on
08/21/2003 8:00:30 PM PDT
by
BostonianRightist
(Any war against this "religion of peace" is a war i will suppport)
To: JoJo Gunn
Nuke an pave!
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posted on
08/21/2003 8:17:54 PM PDT
by
edchambers
(Undead Haliburton Zombie Army)
To: BostonianRightist
As an Amatuer Astronomer, I am all for either nuking the moon or at least getting a great big can of Sterno and burning it up. It is WAY too bright and interferes with astronomy. Painting it flat black would also work.
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posted on
08/21/2003 8:18:58 PM PDT
by
Conan the Librarian
(I am a Librarian. I don't know anything....I just know where to look it up.)
To: BostonianRightist; edchambers
I guess it was back in the late? '70's, when every month there was a little ad in the back of National Lampoon. "Keep 'em guessing with your 'Nuke the Whales!' t-shirt".
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posted on
08/21/2003 8:24:52 PM PDT
by
JoJo Gunn
(Help control the Leftist population. Have them spayed or neutered....)
To: JoJo Gunn
I remember a little ditty from Dilbert:
All mammals have hair.
All whales are mammals.
Shave the whales
To: Spacemonkey1023
ROTFL... Thanks for the laugh! I needed it!
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posted on
08/21/2003 8:45:11 PM PDT
by
bonesmccoy
(Defeat the terrorists... Vaccinate!)
To: BostonianRightist
Mars is only 36 million miles away right now...let's nuke it too!
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posted on
08/21/2003 8:49:25 PM PDT
by
Fledermaus
(Democrats have stunted brain development!)
To: JoJo Gunn
I bought that t-shirt. Wore it with pride!
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posted on
08/21/2003 8:51:14 PM PDT
by
Freakazoid
(Where are my footy pajamas?)
To: hole_n_one
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posted on
08/21/2003 9:14:14 PM PDT
by
general_re
(A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.)
To: general_re
The Moon doesn't exist Bookmarked for later reading. Looks hilarious!
To: JoJo Gunn
I thought it was "Nuke the Gay Whales for Jesus!"
To: general_re; BlueLancer; Chancellor Palpatine; L,TOWM
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posted on
08/21/2003 9:23:12 PM PDT
by
dighton
(NLC™)
To: dighton
Betty Grable doesn't exist either. This is a fake:
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posted on
08/21/2003 9:29:34 PM PDT
by
general_re
(A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.)
To: BostonianRightist
Heh, I remember when I was in 8th grade, 1980-81, I had a friend who said that we should just "blow the Moon up." His idea was to get a whole load of dynamite, fill the craters up, put a long fuze on it, light it, run to the LEM and watch the show. Needless to say, he was an "interesting fellow" to say the least.
Interesting article on "what if the Moon didn't exist" too.
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posted on
08/21/2003 10:31:12 PM PDT
by
Nowhere Man
("Laws are the spider webs through which the big bugs fly past and the little ones get caught.")
To: BostonianRightist; dighton; general_re; L,TOWM; Constitution Day; Chancellor Palpatine
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posted on
08/22/2003 4:59:36 AM PDT
by
BlueLancer
(Der Elite Møøsenspåånkængrüppen ØberKømmååndø (EMØØK))
To: BostonianRightist
Right after that we nuke Berlin.
Better late than never.
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posted on
08/22/2003 5:10:13 AM PDT
by
LibKill
(Obligatory Tagline)
To: BostonianRightist

I like this one.
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