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NUKE THE MOON (caution, hilarity contained w/in post)(vanity)
IMAO ^ | 20th century | Frank J.

Posted on 08/21/2003 7:11:15 PM PDT by BostonianRightist

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I found this essay while looking at t-shirts on www.thoseshirts.com
1 posted on 08/21/2003 7:11:15 PM PDT by BostonianRightist
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To: BostonianRightist
What If the Moon Didn't Exist?
2 posted on 08/21/2003 7:18:55 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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To: BostonianRightist
Anybody remember "Nuke the Whales"?
3 posted on 08/21/2003 7:56:46 PM PDT by JoJo Gunn (Help control the Leftist population. Have them spayed or neutered....)
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there was a "Pave the Whales" t-shirt on ThoseShirts.com
4 posted on 08/21/2003 8:00:30 PM PDT by BostonianRightist (Any war against this "religion of peace" is a war i will suppport)
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To: JoJo Gunn
Nuke an pave!
5 posted on 08/21/2003 8:17:54 PM PDT by edchambers (Undead Haliburton Zombie Army)
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To: BostonianRightist
As an Amatuer Astronomer, I am all for either nuking the moon or at least getting a great big can of Sterno and burning it up. It is WAY too bright and interferes with astronomy. Painting it flat black would also work.
6 posted on 08/21/2003 8:18:58 PM PDT by Conan the Librarian (I am a Librarian. I don't know anything....I just know where to look it up.)
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I guess it was back in the late? '70's, when every month there was a little ad in the back of National Lampoon. "Keep 'em guessing with your 'Nuke the Whales!' t-shirt".
7 posted on 08/21/2003 8:24:52 PM PDT by JoJo Gunn (Help control the Leftist population. Have them spayed or neutered....)
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I remember a little ditty from Dilbert:

All mammals have hair.
All whales are mammals.

Shave the whales
8 posted on 08/21/2003 8:29:49 PM PDT by Spacemonkey1023
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ROTFL... Thanks for the laugh! I needed it!
9 posted on 08/21/2003 8:45:11 PM PDT by bonesmccoy (Defeat the terrorists... Vaccinate!)
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Mars is only 36 million miles away right now...let's nuke it too!
10 posted on 08/21/2003 8:49:25 PM PDT by Fledermaus (Democrats have stunted brain development!)
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I bought that t-shirt. Wore it with pride!
11 posted on 08/21/2003 8:51:14 PM PDT by Freakazoid (Where are my footy pajamas?)
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To: hole_n_one
What If the Moon Didn't Exist?

The Moon doesn't exist.

12 posted on 08/21/2003 9:14:14 PM PDT by general_re (A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.)
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The Moon doesn't exist

Bookmarked for later reading. Looks hilarious!

13 posted on 08/21/2003 9:21:50 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: JoJo Gunn
I thought it was "Nuke the Gay Whales for Jesus!"
14 posted on 08/21/2003 9:22:42 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: general_re; BlueLancer; Chancellor Palpatine; L,TOWM

The Moon doesn't exist.

Wrong, dude!

(It's been ages since the last Betty Grable image).

15 posted on 08/21/2003 9:23:12 PM PDT by dighton (NLC™)
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Betty Grable doesn't exist either. This is a fake:


16 posted on 08/21/2003 9:29:34 PM PDT by general_re (A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.)
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Heh, I remember when I was in 8th grade, 1980-81, I had a friend who said that we should just "blow the Moon up." His idea was to get a whole load of dynamite, fill the craters up, put a long fuze on it, light it, run to the LEM and watch the show. Needless to say, he was an "interesting fellow" to say the least.

Interesting article on "what if the Moon didn't exist" too.
17 posted on 08/21/2003 10:31:12 PM PDT by Nowhere Man ("Laws are the spider webs through which the big bugs fly past and the little ones get caught.")
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To: BostonianRightist; dighton; general_re; L,TOWM; Constitution Day; Chancellor Palpatine

Oh, I'm going to blow it up ...
18 posted on 08/22/2003 4:59:36 AM PDT by BlueLancer (Der Elite Møøsenspåånkængrüppen ØberKømmååndø (EMØØK))
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To: BostonianRightist
Right after that we nuke Berlin.

Better late than never.

19 posted on 08/22/2003 5:10:13 AM PDT by LibKill (Obligatory Tagline)
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To: BostonianRightist

I like this one.

20 posted on 08/22/2003 5:23:28 AM PDT by OXENinFLA
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