[BlueLancer]

"Egyptian Jurists Sue 'The Jews' for Compensation...of Gold Allegedly Stolen During Exodus from Egypt"
They crossed the desert in the heart of Sinai, in an attempt to confuse Pharaoh's army, which was on their trail… Later they rested and began to count the stolen gold, and discovered that it reached 300,000 kg of gold."

Okay, guys, I've just been down in the basement and weighed all of the gold that was warehoused from the Great Egytian Heist and there's only 290,000 kg of gold items there. The Unseen/Unknown Overlords of the ZOG are going to be p*ssed if whoever borrowed it doesn't return it by the time of the next official audit

And don't tell me that it's been mis-labeled or mis-stored. I also checked the Templar Gold boxes, as well as the Aztec, Mayan, and Atlantis Treasure bins. On the off-chance that the UUO/ZOG had been playing in the Treasure Bath again and had forgotten to drain it, I looked there as well, but all I found there was the US Gold Reserves that we took from Fort Knox. So, folks, we have a slight problem.

And I can promise that, for a small gratuity, this "clerical error" will not come to the attention of the Grand Inquisitor.

******,
Chief Auditor, Illuminati-Grade 13
Office of the UUO/ZOG

[wimpycat]

I think CP stocked up on incendiary devices for his JBT's and once again neglected to get a purchase order number.