USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ CANTEEN SPORTS: NFL PREVIEW ~ 21 AUG 2003

Links Provided On Thread | Mr.Tonkin, Ma, MoJo

[HiJinx]

Yeah, well, the rapid fire posting is pretty impressive, too!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Ma was working so she could afford to feed The Kids! Here, tonight's fare.

[Soaring Feather]

 

~The MidNight Hour~ Good Night Troops~

 

~ Dream a Little~ Love Someone a Lot~
Aaron Neville and It Feels Like Rain
Touch ms feather's hair for the song.

Until tomorrow, save the last dance for me!

~Touch the Butterflies and dolls for the music~

Touch the Butterflies for the music!

 

 

Bentfeather

 

 

[Soaring Feather]

ROTFLOL!! Just had to have the 500 tonight!

[Kathy in Alaska]

ARE YOU BADMOUTHING MS FEATHER'S AND MY BAGPIPES? IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE DOING? HUH? HUH?

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good night, Diva. Thanks for all you do for the Canteen and your support of our troop. Sweet dreams.

[Brad’s Gramma]

Hello.

This is Brad's Gramma's computer. She has retired for the night and is unavailable to answer you.

Is there anything I can help you with? There seems to be a bit of a problem if I read your comment correctly. Please contact 1.800.555.1212 for any and all complaints regarding her posts.

Thank you.

The Machine

[MoJo2001]

LMAO!!!

[Brad’s Gramma]

Hello.

This is Brad's Gramma's computer. I do not find LMAO in my database.

Please explain.

Thank you.

The Machine

[MoJo2001]

Oh darn Machine! I was gonna ask Brad's Gramma to give Brad a big hug, but forget about it! LOL!

[MoJo2001]

This is for my Auntie Fawnn and Auntie Brad's Gramma!

Oops! Forget about it!! I guess it goes to Auntie Fawnn.
Brad's Gramma is sleeping the night away. Too bad. So Sad!

[Brad’s Gramma]

Hello.

This is Brad's Gramma's computer. I'm sorry to inform you but Sir Brad is in another state at the moment.

Any human interaction between he and his grandmother would be impossible, you see, due to the logistics.

LOL is not found in the database either.

The word snicker has been found. LOL has not.

Thank you.

The Machine

[MoJo2001]

This nice man is looking for directions. I was gonna tell him to ask my Auntie Brad's Gramma, but she's busy!
Too bad! I sure do miss her! Who will I get to entertain him? Hmmmmm....Where's my sister? Oh bentfeather!

[Brad’s Gramma]

Hello.

This is Brad's Gramma's computer.

Regarding the chocolate cake that the poster named MoJo2001 put on this thread, chocolate cake has now been programmed into the database.

LMAO has still not been found.

Please call the aforementioned number to arrange for the delivery of said cake to us.

Thank you.

The Machine

[MoJo2001]

Cannot Find Server!

Sorry! Tried to reach you Mr.Machine, but Bill Gates said no! Too bad! So sad!

[Brad’s Gramma]

Hello.

This is Brad's Gramma's computer.

PLEASE, IMMEDIATELY SEND THE FINE YOUNG GENTLEMAN to the address that will be given to you when you call the aforementioned phone number.

He would be.....necessary.....for....things. Yes. Things.

Thank you.

The Machine

[Kathy in Alaska]

Hello? Hello? Yes, I would like to register a complaint against Brad's Gramma. Yes, she was badmouthing the wonderful music my Kid was playing for me. What's that you say? Oh yes, I do agree that she deserves a time out. Yes, you are right. Respect for we elders is at an all time low. What? Oh, yes, this is not the first time. Ok, I understand. You will take care of it. Good bye. Thank you for your time.

[Soaring Feather]

He is a blonde like me. WHOO HOO.

[MoJo2001]

Mr.Machine,

Please tell Brad's Gramma when she wakes up that I was gonna play some music, but I can't now. She's nowhere to be found. I guess I'll have to eat the chocolate cake that Bill Gates won't allow me to send. I guess the fine young gentleman with have to help me eat some. I know Brad's Gramma would have loved this, but I understand. She's busy!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good Night Blessing for the Troops

Blessings on you this evening 
May the stars in heaven
light your way into the
Milky Way of dreams 

May your day tomorrow 
be filled with love 
laughter and joy... 

Taking away all heart ache 
left stinging... 
and unclouding your vision 
for clear sailing... 

bentfeather