[Non-Sequitur]

There is no better Hot Dog than a Chicago "Vienna Beef" Dog with the works.

And what did 'the works' consist of? If you include ketchup then you're not a Chicagoan, you're some kind of foreigner.

[Non-Sequitur]

And let us not forget the deep, dark secret of Chicago. We're responsible for dumping Gary Coleman on an unsuspecting world. He was raised up near Zion and got his start in showbusiness in a Harris Bank commerical. Now he's running for governor of California. Home town kid makes good, I guess.

[mhking]

And what did 'the works' consist of?

Bright green relish, celery salt, tomatoes, pickles, onions, mustard and (if you were REALLY adventurous) sport peppers.

[Boiler Plate]

The only thing I ever put ketchup on is macaroni and cheese. That would be from the Pittsburgh side of the family and there is only one kind of ketchup.

[Boiler Plate]

Now I am suspisious. Chicagoans don't spell ketchup the same way Heinz does. In Chicago it is spelled C-A-T-S-U-P. Are you really from Chicago?