[martin_fierro]

Just when 17-year-old Daniel Berry's life had found new light, he must find his way in the dark.

And with that turkey of an opening sentence, I just knew I was gonna be in for a maudlin treatment.

[AngryJawa]

"Berry was shot in the face, looking down the barrel of a home-built contraption called a spud gun. When it fired a frog, it blinded him."

Now this is a turkey of a sentence.

Poor blind froggie.