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To: bentfeather


 Little Blonde FReeper !!

Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water.  A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says,

"Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses."
 
"We don't have any." replied the first blonde.
 
"Well, if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses." said the Game Warden.
 
"But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren't fishing.  We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river."
 
The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line.  "Well, I know of no law against it," said the Game Warden, "take all the debris you want." And with that, the Game Warden left.
 
As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically.  "What a dumb Fish Cop," the second blonde said to the other two, "doesn't he know that there are steelhead in this river?!"

50 posted on 08/20/2003 6:10:52 AM PDT by tomkow6 (......................Seven is prime, Nine is the cube of a prime, Burkas on Wednesdays)
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To: tomkow6; Kathy in Alaska; Radix; beachn4fun; Wild Thing; MoJo2001; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; ...


Good Morning TROOPS
Canteen Crew
MoJo, Ma, Radix, Everyone!


That is a very fishy story if you ask me. Go ahead, ask me!!


"What a dumb Fish Cop," the second blonde said to the other two, "doesn't he know that there are steelhead in this river?!"

Oh Tom,
I have hired this guy as my publicity guy!
You will be hearing from him soon.
You may not want to pick up the phone when it tolls.




59 posted on 08/20/2003 6:37:47 AM PDT by Soaring Feather
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