[sam_paine]

"I think we clearly are adapting......" Lt. Gen. Norton Schwartz,

I just thought:

If this guy gets a cold,

he'll have a "General Norton Schwartz Cough."

I'm sorry. But I couldn't help it.

[dyed_in_the_wool]

Or, if he had an Iraqi policeman assigned to him, would that Iraqi be...
(drum roll please)


Norton Schwartz Cop?

I know, not nearly as funny as yours.